Currently, it's 6:28 am Thu Aug 28 2008 in beautiful Miami-Dade County, Florida
TO: GAUCHO HIJO DE LA PUTISIMA MADRE (Miami JetSki rentals)
Posted September 29th, 2007 by anthony1travel
Si, Si Gaucho de Mierda!!!! Esta va por ti forro cabron salido del jodido horto de tu puta madre!!!!
Espero que no vengas nunca a Maui porque los Hot Lokals de Pavillions te llenaremos la boca con una Magnum! Para que te cages encima... La proxima vez que vuelva a Miami te romperé la cara... Aprende a hacer surf y luego si lo consigues intenta estafar a la gente.
De que vas por la vida??? De surfer? Con tu guitarra. No se intenta estafar a la gente cuando hay olas de mierda...
Acuerdate siempre de mi cuando estes en el agua... Algún dia volvere a romperte la cabeza GORDINFLON ASQUEROSO...
Anthony
wow, apparently this guy is a little upset. For all you gringos like me and something to make you Cuban speakers laugh, here's the google translated text:
If, If Excrement Gaucho! This goes by you lining cabron left jodido horto of your puta mother!
I hope that you never come to Maui because the Hot Lokals de Pavillions we will fill the mouth to you with a Magnum! So that you cages above… The next time that returns to Miami I will break the face to you… It learns to do surf and soon if you obtain it it tries to swindle to people.
Of which you go by the life? Of surfer? With your guitar. It is not tried to swindle to people when there are excrement waves…
Acuerdate always of my when estes in the water… Someday volvere to romperte REVOLTING head GORDINFLON…
That is some funny shit! I got busted so many times in Spanish class for translations like that.
Guy has some anger management issues as well as language issues.
Hey guys!!
I had to write in English, because I gaucho attempt defrauding speaks Spanish.
Good waves for all!!!
except: gaucho son of a whore.. Grimm!! (Miami JetSki rentals)
Nah, nah, nah. You guys got this all wrong. I looked this up too, but I found something totally different. Here's how this translated for me:
"Yes, Yes Gaucho, you delightful person. I love the carbon fiber on your "jodido", you son of a gun.
I hope to see you again and hope you come to Maui so the hot locals can insert magnums into your mouth (wink wink). The next time you visit Miami, I will kiss you and invite you to come share our waves here. You are a great surfer and you like to make good with all those around you, never taking advantage.
What is that you want from life anyways? Be a surfer? Play guitar for tips? I'm sure all these great people around you that have made nice to will tip you well and appreciate it.
Remeber me always, for I am your best friend looking out for you in and out of the water.
:o)
Peace, Love and Happiness - Anthony"
THAT'S WHAT IT SAID - honestly! :o) LOL
OK, the previous post was a yolk (sorry, Anthony. R-E-S-P-E-C-T)
Yes, I am spanish speaking so I know exactly what was said. Whatever "Gaucho" did, Anthony's pretty pissed about it and isn't exacly laying out the welcome mat. Anthony, just for understanding's sake, what exactly did Guacho do to get such a rise out of you. I mean, it's pretty harsh and I'm not even suggesting it's not warranted. I'm just curious how it comes about to this point.
Friendly
Dear friends of this forum:
what´s made me the "Gaucho" to speak ill of him.
Os explains:
Reach Miami from Maui to spend a few quiet days with my girlfriend. Without surfboard.
The second day fall some swell in Miami and I am surprised (the estimate failed)
Talk to some lokals about the possibility of renting one wanted to give me a session
They told me of "Gaucho" and went to negotiate with the reasonable rent. ($ 40 per half hour ... )
Are you crazy..man!
I told him that Ok (although I really think that was stealing) but accept what I said.
When I return back to the table had missing with my bag, ipod, money and my rental car.
What police found abandoned five hours later with four-wheel punctured and broken glass.
Do you think?
Him said: Enjoy Miami...
Aloha spirit one true!!
My best wishes to all from Maui!!!